Posts by: Solitary Mama
It’s been too long. But, you know what makes me write like a worm crawled into my underwear? Getting a text message from a friend that says “Why are there no new posts on your blog?!?!” So thank you, friend for being my worm. 1 In order to come up with anything somewhat entertaining (may [...]
I bet someone is thinking right now that these 10 guys are the same ones that no one on earth should have sex with. But, there is a big difference because being a single mother and actually having offspring changes the game completely. There are guys you can sleep with (ie almost everyone in the [...]
Amidst all of the ranting regarding the Girl Scouts, there is actually a different story. Not a good one or a bad one. Not a funny one, although it is a bit less painful in a way because it takes place in a hotel with a pool and not Walmart in winter. Maybe. At this [...]
I’ve been slacking so much on the parenting part of the blog that I thought I should probably update you all on how kick ass I am as a mother and even moreso, how kick ass my kid is at being a kid. The whole post should actually be just me typing over and over [...]
I bet you’ve been wondering if I still have a child, since I only vlog weird anti blogger videos and harass weathermen for Stupid Friday. Well, never fear, I am still a mother and the daughter is still hanging around. Luckily, she hasn’t run away from home yet. She is a trooper. In fact, she [...]
I consider myself a fairly friendly and sometimes fun person to socialize with online. People tell me I am anyway. I do realize that I have my days of assholery. Sometimes these days last weeks even. I’ve realized as a result of a certain text message I sent to the radio station that was read [...]
How to make a dryer lint bunny ala the Anti Blogger… Caution: Dryer lint is highly flammable (I guess) be careful when playing with it. However, I lived and if anyone is going to catch on fire while crafting, it would be me. What are the worst crafts you’ve seen online?
Tragic when people die. Even moreso (or maybe equally as tragic) when it is someone young. I’ve noticed lately that people can’t wait to be the first to RIP someone in their Facebook status. Not that you shouldn’t express your sympathy for the family and other friends of this person. Not that you aren’t allowed [...]
I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]
So somehow I’ve made it to the letter D in the A to Z Challenge and I’m going to tell you, if shit didn’t just hit me upside my head when I sit down to write immediately, I would’ve bailed by now. I would’ve stopped at the letter A. Straight into my inbox pops a [...]
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