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I probably don’t even need to back that up with anything. In fact, I should have just called the blog post “Friends With Benefits is Bullshit” and dropped the mic, but I know you want to know why even if you already know why. And plus, it’s terribly unorthodox to shoot out a blog post [...]
As someone who has always believed in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I thought it was important that I write some kind of holiday blog post. But then I realized that wasn’t me I was thinking of, but instead someone else who actually believes in the spirit of Valentine’s Day. Luckily, I still have a [...]
Although I have been single for what seems to be a hundred years, I am often asked by friends and sometimes family about their relationships. Stop laughing. I am not making this up. I hadn’t realized how absurd this is until recently, not so much that someone would ask my advice, but moreso that they [...]
I’ve been waiting to share dating stories because I’m not sure how long is a fair enough amount of time to share these stories. Every unlucky lucky guy I go on a date with knows about the blog so it isn’t like I’m sharing anything they thought was private. But since all of the relationships [...]
My intention was to ease up on the online dating profiles, but it’s so damn entertaining that I can’t. I can’t be the only weirdo that thinks this stuff is entertaining. It isn’t all fun and games either. The pain I’ve had to endure to have something to blog about is probably not worth it. [...]
On my most recent date, we discussed the serial killer issue. (Don’t judge. What else were we supposed to talk about?) I have this habit of mentioning to people that someone knows where I am “in case you are a serial killer” or I need to drive “in case you are a serial killer” and [...]
I saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny. Then I realized one evening that I had become either the douchebag whisperer or the jackass whisperer…take your pick. (Ignore the hater part, I don’t really believe most people have “haters” but instead people that really do hate them.” My friend Sev says I don’t [...]
I was considering taking a hiatus from blogging about dating because it seems to be pissing people off and may actually be driving away any potential suitors. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Yes, I did just blame my blog for being single. Better than blaming the entire universe like I used to. But then [...]
My friend just sent me a hilarious story about an epic farting event that occurred on a third date and eventually led to marriage. 1 It reminded me of the many times I’ve been on a date and had stomach pain that can only be alleviated by letting one rip a hole through the stratosphere. [...]
One of the things I’ve learned being involved in social media is that a very large part of the population can’t spell. Most of that large population consists of adults. I try not to be a big asshole about it because I write. And read. It is a known fact that writers (and by “writers” [...]
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