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I probably don’t even need to back that up with anything. In fact, I should have just called the blog post “Friends With Benefits is Bullshit” and dropped the mic, but I know you want to know why even if you already know why. And plus, it’s terribly unorthodox to shoot out a blog post [...]
Although I have been single for what seems to be a hundred years, I am often asked by friends and sometimes family about their relationships. Stop laughing. I am not making this up. I hadn’t realized how absurd this is until recently, not so much that someone would ask my advice, but moreso that they [...]
I’ve been waiting to share dating stories because I’m not sure how long is a fair enough amount of time to share these stories. Every unlucky lucky guy I go on a date with knows about the blog so it isn’t like I’m sharing anything they thought was private. But since all of the relationships [...]
I try to steer clear of politics on the blog although most people that know me are aware of which side you will find me. Instead, the blog is supposed to provide some form of entertainment, information or just straight out nonsense that at least I, think is funny. I think a lot of shit [...]
On my most recent date, we discussed the serial killer issue. (Don’t judge. What else were we supposed to talk about?) I have this habit of mentioning to people that someone knows where I am “in case you are a serial killer” or I need to drive “in case you are a serial killer” and [...]
I saw this on Facebook and thought it was funny. Then I realized one evening that I had become either the douchebag whisperer or the jackass whisperer…take your pick. (Ignore the hater part, I don’t really believe most people have “haters” but instead people that really do hate them.” My friend Sev says I don’t [...]
I was considering taking a hiatus from blogging about dating because it seems to be pissing people off and may actually be driving away any potential suitors. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Yes, I did just blame my blog for being single. Better than blaming the entire universe like I used to. But then [...]
My friend just sent me a hilarious story about an epic farting event that occurred on a third date and eventually led to marriage. 1 It reminded me of the many times I’ve been on a date and had stomach pain that can only be alleviated by letting one rip a hole through the stratosphere. [...]
One of the things I’ve learned being involved in social media is that a very large part of the population can’t spell. Most of that large population consists of adults. I try not to be a big asshole about it because I write. And read. It is a known fact that writers (and by “writers” [...]
I knew it wasn’t going to go well when Match.com rejected my profile because it was “unintelligible”. My initial response was “Get bent, biznatches.” And then I calmed down and I was like “You stupid shits, how does Mr. “afrade” and “lonlee” pass, but I have to write a thesis.” And then I rewrote it. [...]
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