Stupid List Friday: What I Learned While Unemployed
There was a time when having a stable income was not on my list of priorities. It’s nice to have money but if I have to survive on ramen noodles for the rest of my life, I’m not going to die. The list of priorities pre-motherhood went something like: 1. Have fun. 2. Kick ass. [...]
Sometimes horrible things happen to people because they are doing things that make no sense to me. At first, I feel bad for the person and then I will start to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Then, I usually laugh at them and text the story to other people and then laugh at [...]
…the bartender says “someone must have asked Twitter for a non-offensive term for penis.” The “someone” would be me in case you didn’t catch that. I figured if I just titled the post “What I Would Do if I Had a Penis” (although perfectly clean and legitimate) my blog would end up in some kind [...]
I know it’s probably too late for a Christmas post, but believe it or not, I haven’t completed my Christmas shopping yet either. Not only am I lazy but I am also lazy. Also, I haven’t quite felt like writing about Christmas (or anything else for that matter). Personal crap + work crap + Minnesota [...]
In lieu of my usual Stupid List Friday, I’m posting a different kind of list. One that isn’t stupid, which probably isn’t as fun as the stupid kind, but hopefully just as interesting. Instead, it’s about Mayor Cory Booker’s SnapChallenge. Even though I have never been to New Jersey, I am a fan of Mayor [...]
I am not a Black Friday shopper, but I did try it once. Years ago, before my sister became a pro, I actually got up at 4 am and went out with her. Things were pretty simple at that time, I figured I’d grab a coffee and knock off a few things on my list. [...]
My intention was to ease up on the online dating profiles, but it’s so damn entertaining that I can’t. I can’t be the only weirdo that thinks this stuff is entertaining. It isn’t all fun and games either. The pain I’ve had to endure to have something to blog about is probably not worth it. [...]
As they say, freedom ain’t free. My dad is an Army Veteran who retired from the military and has continued to work ever since. He has always worked hard and has always taken care of his family. He also protected his country. My mother served as well, through employment with the government and as spouse [...]
If you are involved with the online world in any sort of way, be it blogging, social media or shopper, you are likely aware that each holiday brings a shit ton of articles and posts that basically cover the same topic the same way. For example, Valentine’s Day you can expect hundreds of articles on [...]
On my most recent date, we discussed the serial killer issue. (Don’t judge. What else were we supposed to talk about?) I have this habit of mentioning to people that someone knows where I am “in case you are a serial killer” or I need to drive “in case you are a serial killer” and [...]
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