“My life is just terrible. Nothing ever works out and I’ m tired.” “You are making this bigger than it is. I know plenty of people whose lives suck worse.” That was me giving a friend a pep talk. Maybe I am not a very good friend. Or at least not one that people should [...]
How to Use the Word Vagina Appropriately
Apparently, a teacher is in trouble for using the word “vagina” in a 10th grade human reproductive class. I haven’t exactly researched it thoroughly but I’ve heard it was used within the normal guidelines for teaching about vaginas and reproductive health. I’ve also heard there is a huge movement via Facebook page to save the [...]
Sometimes horrible things happen to people because they are doing things that make no sense to me. At first, I feel bad for the person and then I will start to wonder what the hell they were thinking. Then, I usually laugh at them and text the story to other people and then laugh at [...]
…the bartender says “someone must have asked Twitter for a non-offensive term for penis.” The “someone” would be me in case you didn’t catch that. I figured if I just titled the post “What I Would Do if I Had a Penis” (although perfectly clean and legitimate) my blog would end up in some kind [...]
I’ve been waiting to share dating stories because I’m not sure how long is a fair enough amount of time to share these stories. Every unlucky lucky guy I go on a date with knows about the blog so it isn’t like I’m sharing anything they thought was private. But since all of the relationships [...]
I know it’s probably too late for a Christmas post, but believe it or not, I haven’t completed my Christmas shopping yet either. Not only am I lazy but I am also lazy. Also, I haven’t quite felt like writing about Christmas (or anything else for that matter). Personal crap + work crap + Minnesota [...]
I am not a Black Friday shopper, but I did try it once. Years ago, before my sister became a pro, I actually got up at 4 am and went out with her. Things were pretty simple at that time, I figured I’d grab a coffee and knock off a few things on my list. [...]
My intention was to ease up on the online dating profiles, but it’s so damn entertaining that I can’t. I can’t be the only weirdo that thinks this stuff is entertaining. It isn’t all fun and games either. The pain I’ve had to endure to have something to blog about is probably not worth it. [...]
Bitchery Triad Returns: 3 Reasons I’d Win a Fight
If you’re like me at all, you’ve been wondering what happened to the Triad. Weirder if you ARE me, because that means you are actually 1/3 of the Triad you are wondering about. If I’ve learned anything since becoming part of this Bitchery Triad, I’ve learned that if you are going become a part of [...]
As they say, freedom ain’t free. My dad is an Army Veteran who retired from the military and has continued to work ever since. He has always worked hard and has always taken care of his family. He also protected his country. My mother served as well, through employment with the government and as spouse [...]
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