Here’s the dating application, idea stolen from Sex and the Single Dad, who stole it from someone else. I did get permission from SASD to steal it, which means it isn’t really stolen, but instead copied.
However, if you visit his application you’ll see that the apps are different (his of course being much more in depth). If you’re interested in dating both a single dad and a single mom, you may want to check out both. Not advising that anyone dates both, but whatever.
Applicants of course should probably answer all of the questions. If you are shy and want to respond privately, be warned that I will probably still use what you submit somewhere in the blog or a blog post. I will also add that being shy is not nearly as fun as posting your responses, and un-fun-ness is a big fat minus. So if you’re not fun…carry on.
Make sure you include your name (I shouldn’t have to say this) and a means in which to contact you whether by Facebook, email or cell phone.
Why do you want to date me?____________________________________
How did you find this page? _____________________________________
Random But Very Important Questions:
1. Choose one and explain why. Fish sticks or Corn Dogs.
2. When should a guy wear skinny jeans? What about jumpers? Spandex?
3. Does your mom hate you? If so, why?
4. Who is your best friend? (Those that choose inanimate objects such as beer, the remote control or steak, need not proceed.)
5. What do you think of chicks with mustaches?
6. Is there a possibility that you will be wearing the same clothes every time I see you? If so, why?
7. What is the last book with chapters that you have read?
8. Do you currently wet the bed, kill animals and/or start fires? Explain.
9. On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being you suck, how good are you at knock knock jokes?
10. Are you on any crazy meds and what happens if you don’t take them? Additionally, has anyone ever referred to you as “certifiable”, “bat shit crazy”, or “crazier than a car full of monkeys”.
Please submit a photo of yourself, along with two signatures (not your own) underneath the phrase “This is really a photo of ________ (insert your name)”.
I will respond in most cases immediately. Please understand that because of the volume of applications that I receive you may not receive more than a “Hell No” or “Dude, I told you to stop reading my blog.”
In any event, thank you for applying.
All over your inbox
- Cari Wegner on Why Friends With Benefits Is Bullshit
- Hugh Liddle on Why Friends With Benefits Is Bullshit
- Christina Majaski on Stupid List Friday: 5 Types of Old People You Can Probably Punch
- Gofuckyourselfoldwoman on Stupid List Friday: 5 Types of Old People You Can Probably Punch
- damnstraightchristina on Stupid List Friday: 5 Types of Old People You Can Probably Punch