For some reason I was listening to the radio station after I promised last time I would stop listening to those fools, and also because I decided to stop calling, tweeting, facebooking, texting, telling people they were stupid, and SURPRISE DAMMIT they were discussing something even more asinine than usual.
I guess because of the Kardashians (which I’m not linking because I don’t watch or have any knowledge of these people), they were asking women if they had ever spied on their boyfriends or significant others. These silly biznatches were discussing how they spied, followed, tricked, hacked, pretended to be someone else, set up fake accounts on Match.com, ALL just to find out if their partners were seeing other women.
One chick said she read her boyfriend’s messages on Facebook because he just happened to leave it open and she was curious. This girl however, did not find anything and all was well. The other chicks that called in of course didn’t have boyfriends anymore.
You will be happy to know I did not call the radio station and call them all a bunch of morons. Instead I texted them and told them “these bitches are stalkers. Their boyfriends obviously didn’t care if their crazy asses found out because they are CRAZY.”
See. Still didn’t break any rules. Patting myself on the back for that. 1
It reminded me of a blogger I read once that said she was messaging her husband’s ex and pretending to be him on Facebook. Like flirting with the girl and everything. Provoking her. Acting like her husband wanted her. What kind of relationship do you have where this is okay?
You are a stalker biznatch. And you are also cray. All of you.
Maybe I am sensitive because of a similar episode. I don’t need to be monitored. By anyone. I waited my whole life to be in charge of me. For months and still to this day, I’m not sure the people I am talking to online are actually who they say they are. I still have my suspicions that some are exes or coworkers or someone else just pretending to be YOU. I am not a member of the asshole “if you’re not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to hide” club. In case you didn’t know, that entire club is filled up with crazy stalker people.
What I Think In the Nicest Terms Possible:
- If your boyfriend has an account on Match.com or any other dating site, he doesn’t care if you find out. He isn’t on there to keep in touch with his grandma. He is on there to find a match. In fact, I would not even consider this person to be your boyfriend.
- Reading other people’s messages is nosy and creepy and quite honestly should be prosecutable like tampering with the mail. In fact, since no one uses the Post Office anymore, we should just transfer that law to email, Facebook, Twitter, texts and every other kind of messaging that we use nowadays.
- If your boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on you, YOU need to figure out if you are just insecure or if he/she is really cheating on you without dirty shit like stalking and spying. Like maybe asking them.
- And if you have to drive around, hide in bushes, wear a costume or pretend you are not you… 2
You are probably a stalker.
Or am I missing something. Is it ever okay to spy on your partner?
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