I just realized today that my Christmas tree is still hanging around my living room. I should probably explain why I forgot. 1. I don’t have cable and don’t have a television in the living room. 2. We have no reason to really go into the living room, except when my daughter is playing the [...]
…the bartender says “someone must have asked Twitter for a non-offensive term for penis.” The “someone” would be me in case you didn’t catch that. I figured if I just titled the post “What I Would Do if I Had a Penis” (although perfectly clean and legitimate) my blog would end up in some kind [...]
Although I have been single for what seems to be a hundred years, I am often asked by friends and sometimes family about their relationships. Stop laughing. I am not making this up. I hadn’t realized how absurd this is until recently, not so much that someone would ask my advice, but moreso that they [...]
I’ve been waiting to share dating stories because I’m not sure how long is a fair enough amount of time to share these stories. Every unlucky lucky guy I go on a date with knows about the blog so it isn’t like I’m sharing anything they thought was private. But since all of the relationships [...]
I know it’s probably too late for a Christmas post, but believe it or not, I haven’t completed my Christmas shopping yet either. Not only am I lazy but I am also lazy. Also, I haven’t quite felt like writing about Christmas (or anything else for that matter). Personal crap + work crap + Minnesota [...]
I just realized today was the last day of the SNAP Challenge and thank God for that because this has been a shit ball sort of week. And not just because of the SNAP Challenge, because I am fully aware that there are tons of people living this day after day after week after week [...]
I didn’t blog yesterday for a couple reasons. First, I doubt you need to read about the food I’ve eaten EVERY single day. I try not to be one of THOSE annoying mommy bloggers (and if you want to know what I mean, that post is being replayed over at Rantitude). The other reason is [...]
First of all, I was supposed to actually start the SNAPChallenge today but instead just made it to the grocery store and bought the food this evening. It’s still about the same idea because what I ate for breakfast and lunch amounted to not very much and slightly unmentionable. Let’s say it probably totaled $5. [...]
In lieu of my usual Stupid List Friday, I’m posting a different kind of list. One that isn’t stupid, which probably isn’t as fun as the stupid kind, but hopefully just as interesting. Instead, it’s about Mayor Cory Booker’s SnapChallenge. Even though I have never been to New Jersey, I am a fan of Mayor [...]
I am not a Black Friday shopper, but I did try it once. Years ago, before my sister became a pro, I actually got up at 4 am and went out with her. Things were pretty simple at that time, I figured I’d grab a coffee and knock off a few things on my list. [...]
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