Although I have been single for what seems to be a hundred years, I am often asked by friends and sometimes family about their relationships. Stop laughing. I am not making this up. I hadn’t realized how absurd this is until recently, not so much that someone would ask my advice, but moreso that they [...]
I’ve been waiting to share dating stories because I’m not sure how long is a fair enough amount of time to share these stories. Every unlucky lucky guy I go on a date with knows about the blog so it isn’t like I’m sharing anything they thought was private. But since all of the relationships [...]
I was considering taking a hiatus from blogging about dating because it seems to be pissing people off and may actually be driving away any potential suitors. That’s what I’m telling myself anyway. Yes, I did just blame my blog for being single. Better than blaming the entire universe like I used to. But then [...]
One of the things I’ve learned being involved in social media is that a very large part of the population can’t spell. Most of that large population consists of adults. I try not to be a big asshole about it because I write. And read. It is a known fact that writers (and by “writers” [...]
If you know me, you are aware of my love for the short story, 100% Perfect Girl by Haruki Murakami. Actually, you are probably aware of my love for Murakami and his writing, in general. If you haven’t read it, and are at all interested in what really moves me, you should go read it [...]
For some reason I was listening to the radio station after I promised last time I would stop listening to those fools, and also because I decided to stop calling, tweeting, facebooking, texting, telling people they were stupid, and SURPRISE DAMMIT they were discussing something even more asinine than usual. I guess because of the [...]
One of my fellow single parents on Twitter mentioned he had missed an opportunity at the grocery store because a hot chick smiled at him and he froze like an idiot and basically just drooled all over himself in the canned food aisle. (I added everything after the word froze, by the way). Being the [...]
I used to feel uncomfortable when I went to family events and everyone would ask “are these jumping jacks going on your blog?” or “did you catch that joke I told? Are you going to blog that?” I’d spend a lot of time reassuring them that none of their embarrassing comments about what their teenager [...]
I told you I had a Guess Who Asked Me Out Part 2. Did you really think no one ever asks me out? Pshhh…I’m hot. And I know I am, because she tells me all the time and she’s hot so she knows what she’s talking about. I get asked out so much…never mind, not true and [...]
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